There was this big derby today, Manchester United vs Manchester City. Mario Balotelli aka Super Mario scored 2 goals in City’s victory of 6-1. “Why always me ?”
This is not turning into a Balotelli blog, I promise.
Mario Balotelli is not just an Earth treasure, he’s a UNIVERSAL treasure. Truly.
For those who don’t know, Mario Balotelli plays for Manchester City (Manchester City is to Manchester United as LA Clippers are to LA Lakers) He is also a dude that set his house on fire by shooting fireworks out of his bathroom window the night before playing Manchester United. After Manchester City beat United 6-1, Balotelli reportedly drove down a main street in Manchester in his Bentley, giving high fives to City fans in the street.
